24 Hour Caption Contest Looking For Winner #1

 It's still day #1 here at AirPigz and here I am throwing out a whole new game for you!  (if you haven't been following me on  twitter, then you don't know we've been playin' games for quite a while now).

 I haven't thought this game thru a lot yet, but I think it's gonna work out ok.  Here's the deal: I've got a slightly wacked and hopefully very funny pic posted above, and you have 24 hours from the time stamp on the post to submit a winning caption. 

 As you would likely suspect, a winnning caption is gonna be clever and funny in the way that makes that one vein in your head hurt cuz you are laughing so hard!

 The rules:
1) You've only got 24 hours.
2) No more than 3 submissions per person. 
3) Make your submissions in the 'comments' section.
4) Keep it clean. 

 The winner will be picked and posted within an hour of the end of the game. Have fun my friends!